Miscellany at Large (I reserve the right to add to it as inspiration strikes
Feb. 23rd, 2012 07:46 amAny job you do in isolation, from cutting the cancerous growths out of chickens to sitting in a booth cold-calling people to try to persuade them to buy security grilles, is deadly. Yes, I think that is one of the worst jobs I did in the United States. It involved phoning people and scaring them by telling them about rapes and burglaries in their area. If they insisted they were safe and had a dog, I had to read from a prepared script and say: "You do know a can of hairspray can blind a dog at 10 paces."
It didn't last long, nor did the stint at the Hilton, where I was, amazingly, not charming enough to businessmen at breakfast. Then I became "actively disruptive" simply because, when we were told another Hilton had burnt down, I smirked. It is very hard to feel loyalty to huge corporations that have no loyalty to you. Plus I had to wear a horrible blouse with the legend "Hi, I'm new but I am trying" pinned to my chest.
Before I got distracted by the unbelievably toxic reaction to my objection to the term "spastic" used in comments over at the lj version of
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